Guns for all! Thanks to the NRA you and your buds can be the new, happy owners of any (absolutely any) gun you desire for free! This follows the U.S. Senate’s recent block on 4 separate gun bills. One of the proposals was a “no fly, no buy” law that would restrict people on TSA No-Fly List from legally buying guns. Yes, to that law Republicans politely said “hell no.”
Government officials call the NRA collaboration a “motivator” for Americans.
“The answer to ‘gun laws’ is more guns. Everybody gets one. You get a gun, you get a gun, you—baby in the stroller—get a gun!” One republican Senator explained. The government hopes to excite the public and shift the focus from “gun restrictions” to “unlimited guns!”
Now how do you get your free gun? You just write your name down. That’s it! Yep, all interested Americans (real Americans only) simply need to write your name down at your local gun shop and at the end of the week, certified List Readers will pick random names to receive the gun of your choice. And for those of you wondering: there’s no age limit! If you can write your name you’re eligible, friend*.
*Priority for young, white males.